Such a nerd
I just spent four hours at D's house working on a ecology project. It was D, L, P, and I and it was...fun. Or at least interesting.
I told them about my drinking escapade at Applebee's and L started dancing and going down on the floor (this was weird, considering he's a guy...but I always suspected him to be gay). D and I talked about Summer's more stupid moments. Apparantly, the poor girl once said, "Oooh, I wanna know how to speak Black." As I said, poor girl.
And guess what I found out while I was there? Apparently, google has a ghetto version of itself. It is so fucking funny (It's called Hoegle). Here's a sample search:
The Realm uh...Pamela Anderson Lee
Welcome to a page devoted to da most beautiful sista in da wo`ld!! Click on da pictures to explo`e da different isas uh da Realm!! ATTENTION!! Click HERE to vote fo` dis page as a Startin` Point Hot syte. Our fust two awards...thanks everyone!!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/1603/page.html Translate To Ghetto
And here's another sample:
Biography uh President Geo`ge W. Bush
... President uh da United States - Geo`ge W. Bush. crib News besues Photo Essays ... Geo`ge W. Bush be da 43rd President uh da United States ...
http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html Translate To Ghetto
For shizzle, my homies. It's da bomb, yadda mean?

13 Comments:
teeeheeehee Applebee's!!!
And there's another one.
It's Gizoogle.com
Very funny.
10:05 PM
Lol, gizoogle is even funnier than hoegle. Here's what happens when I search Queen Anabella:
FictionPrizzle Story : Land Of Red
Author: Queen Anabella . Hollaz to the East Side. 1 . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Bitch One, 2. Wanna Be Gangsta Two, 3 spittin' that real shit. ... Distribizzle of any kind is prohibited witout tha written consent of Queen Anabella now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. ...
www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1890075 - 28k
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And...Applebee's. A night I shall never forget. Balls of steel!!!!
11:00 PM
NO!!!
I HAVE NONE!!!
MINE SHRIVELED UP!!!
HAHA!
10:59 PM
i have no clue who you are. yet you scare me. please go away. before i cry. a river.
9:26 PM
why do you exist?
9:26 PM
were you a mistake too?
9:28 PM
Shietson, don't worry. I scare myself sometimes, too. But if I really bother you this much... *hands razor* Go kill yourself.
10:21 PM
i will NOT kill myself, what kind of person are you to even SUGGEST that. frankly, i am beyond offended. i do believe i will be reporting your webpage to the blogger officials. this kind of anger should not be displayed online, where CHILDREN have access to it. you should really be ashamed of yourself. and you call yourself "thy queen"... you sure don't act like one.
4:21 PM
dis is pdawg yooooo.
person above me is psychoooo.
yaya. check out those rhymes ^^.
i'm gunna leave now.
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
4:27 PM
Ummm, is Shieston serious?
9:26 PM
Peggah Elahi... I am very serious about my postings, but I'm even more serious when I say this... will you marry me?!?!
4:17 PM
YES SHIESTON.
I DO.
I WILL MARRY YOU.
6:54 PM
Hi! Just want to say what a nice site. Bye, see you soon.
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