UUuughgh!!
I don't know what's wrong with me. I woke up today feeling like shit. Actually, I still feel like shit. My nose is stuffy. My throat is sore. My eyes are puffy. My lips are cracked. And I can only bend my neck in one direction. WTF? I feel like I have a hangover.
I had a new resolution that I would try to post about truths in human nature/humanity/world. So here are some truths: (1)A waterbottle's not going to feel like a ribbed dildo (for guys out there who are thinking about this). (2) A man's penis can move up and down at will (at specific times and situations). (3) Girls have wet dreams, too.
And, here's the second chapter of Heaving Bosoms:
http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=2161864&chapter=2
posted by Thy Queen at 9:17 AM
8 Comments:
aww i hope you feel better darling :[
and #2.. hahahahha. carl is the best sex ed teacher.
11:45 AM
Yeah, seriously. Carl's awesome. And the thing is, he's so serious when he talks about it.
4:31 PM
ok, i know how you derived #1, and #2... but since i have no clue how you found #3 out i'm led to believe that you have wet dreams?
3:08 PM
No, sorry to disappoint you but I didn't have a wet dream. Well...I guess being a girl, there's no way to tell. It's just, scientifically, we're able to have wet dreams.
3:22 PM
that's so UUuughgh!!
3:24 PM
Nice idea with this site its better than most of the rubbish I come across.
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6:25 PM
Greets to the webmaster of this wonderful site! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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4:04 PM
I love your website. It has a lot of great pictures and is very informative.
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9:52 AM
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