Life will always let you down.
I was so exicted when I finally got a garter belt. Today, I went out to get stockings for it.
Garter belts are the stupidest things ever invented. Do not use them. I repeat: DO NOT USE THEM. They are useless and they are frustrating and they make me look like a dominatrix (but that might just be because my entire outfit thing was black lace). First, you have to put the stockings on (that is, if you can get them on without (1) tripping and (2) putting a run in them). Next, you basically have to spend fifteen minutes trying to clip the garter on the stocking. After you finally do the front, you have to spend another fifteen minutes doing the back. Finally, you have to find something that will actually look good with stockings. All my skirts are too short and the entire garter belt + top of stockings are visible, making me look like a slutty idiot.
Burn garters, people.
posted by Thy Queen at 5:37 PM
5 Comments:
hahahahahahah!
again: hahahahahahahah.
wow. i love you. you're the only person i know who would attempt this. <3
(better luck next time)
7:08 PM
Keep the garter belt for a 'special moment' with your Charub. Or whatever his name is.
And go check your emails. I sent you pictures of The Whore.
Yeahhh. Tonight was funnnn.
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