My Heart is a Black Hole

I bought a guitar today.
I'm becoming more and more the epitome of an angsty teenager. I already have black hair that gets in my eyes. I'm writing a masterpiece novel that's never going to be finished. I dabble in poetry. And now, I have a guitar. You bet I'm going to strum all my pain in that thing. Jesus, I should just go slit my wrists and commit suicide.

I've noticed that there are three types of hair popular among Chinese girls.
1. The 'I just stuck my finger in a electric socket': This type of hair is exactly like it's name. Girls are walking around with frazzled, poofy, electrocuted hair a mile high in the air.
2. The Nice Girl Ponytail: A plain ponytail with sideswept bangs. All nice college girls sport this.
3. The Baby Doll: Long hair with bangs cut straight across the forehead. They're walking around looking like cute little porcelain dolls.

And now I'm being kicked off the computer.