Snug as a Bug in the Bowl
I found a worm in my porridge today.
"Ew," said my cousin's nanny.
"Maybe the cornmeal has grown worms," my uncle worried.
"Just take it out," my grandma said. "Worms that grow in grains are inconsequential."
"Eat it," my mom grinned diabolically. "It's full of protein."
posted by Thy Queen at 9:46 PM
4 Comments:
hah, my dad would've said the exact same thing as your mom. minus the grinning, because he's serious.
10:22 PM
Hahaha, aw man, that's really sorta creepy.
11:42 PM
I love how everyone had a different suggestion/response.
Mine would be: BURN THAT OATMEAL BEFORE WE ALL DIE FROM THE EVIL BUG!
Or
Why the hell are you eating oatmeal anyway? It's disgusting.
9:25 PM
Peggah, it's not oatmeal. Jeez, get with it! It's green bean, sticky rice, and cornmeal.
4:14 AM
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