You Should Date An Italian!

You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta!

Which Foreign Guy Should You Date?

Um, which foreign guy should I date? The foreign guy, of course. We'll even watch porn together. Not on his friend's cellphone though.

I wanna be able to squirt water out of my vagina like Sugar.
"So, what's your deepest, darkest secret, something no one else knows?"
"I can shoot water from my sex! And take great aim! Hey, watch out there, I'm gonna squirt you next!"

Yes, Faber. Yes.